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Cat t shirt - If I had a brick
Cat t shirt - If I had a brick

Cat t shirt - If I had a brick

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  • Dec-23: Order Placed

    After you place your order, We will take 7-10 days to prepare it for shipment.

  • Dec-30 - Jan-02 : Order Ships

    When your package ships, you will receive an email notification and your package tracking code

  • Jan-07 - Jan-12 : Delivered!

    Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Jan-07 - Jan-12

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Introducing the Cat T-Shirt: A Hilarious Take on Feline Sass

If you’re a cat lover with a sense of humor, then our latest Cat T-Shirt is designed just for you! This shirt features a clever and comical design of a serious-looking cat holding a brick, accompanied by the text: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you." It’s the perfect way to show off your love for cats while embracing their sassy and often mischievous personalities. Whether you're a fan of witty humor or just want a shirt that stands out, this Cat T-Shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

A Design That Speaks Volumes

At first glance, the image of a cat holding a brick with a deadpan expression is sure to grab attention. It’s a playful and exaggerated depiction of the mischievous side of cats—the kind of personality that makes cat lovers laugh and relate. Cats have a way of expressing their disdain for the world around them, and this design captures that perfectly. The text, a hilarious twist on the classic "roses are red" poem, adds to the humor and gives the shirt an edgy, playful vibe.

If you're the kind of person who enjoys making people chuckle and catching them off-guard with a witty t-shirt, this Cat T-Shirt is ideal. The serious expression of the cat in the design contrasts perfectly with the ridiculousness of the poem, making it a hit for any casual outing, gathering, or just hanging out with friends.

The Humor in Feline Attitude

Cat lovers know that cats have a special kind of attitude. They can be affectionate, playful, but also sassy and independent. This Cat Lover T-Shirt highlights that attitude in the funniest way possible. The image of the cat with a brick is an exaggerated metaphor for those moments when your cat seems to have had enough of everyone around them.

It’s the perfect shirt for those who love to express their love for cats with a little humor and sarcasm. The combination of the serious cat and the comical poem is a fun way to poke fun at both cats' personalities and our own human frustrations.

Why This Cat T-Shirt Is a Must-Have

  1. Perfect for Cat Lovers: Whether you're a cat owner or just someone who adores feline friends, this Cat T-Shirt is a great way to showcase your passion for cats. The witty design perfectly encapsulates the often sarcastic and aloof personality that many cats possess.
  2. Stand Out with Humor: This isn’t your average, run-of-the-mill cat t-shirt. The humorous quote and design ensure that you’ll get plenty of smiles, laughs, and compliments wherever you go. It’s a conversation starter and a way to connect with other people who share your love for cats and a good laugh.
  3. Comfortable and Stylish: Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this t-shirt is not only hilarious but also incredibly comfortable to wear. Whether you're lounging at home, running errands, or out with friends, this shirt will keep you feeling comfy while looking stylish.
  4. Great Gift for Cat Lovers: Looking for the perfect gift for that cat-loving friend? This shirt is a thoughtful and fun gift option. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because, this Cat Lover T-Shirt is sure to be a hit.
  5. Express Yourself: Clothing is a great way to express your personality, and this t-shirt does just that. If you're someone who loves sarcasm, humor, and, of course, cats, then this shirt is a great way to let the world know.

A Poem with a Punchline

The text on this t-shirt is where the magic happens. The twist on the "Roses are red" poem is unexpected, making it the perfect punchline. While most of us are familiar with the classic version of the poem, this humorous take catches people off guard. "If I had a brick, I’d throw it at you" is a playful, slightly over-the-top exaggeration that turns a sweet sentiment into something hilariously aggressive—mirroring how cats can sometimes go from calm to chaotic in a matter of seconds.

It’s the perfect message for those moments when your cat seems a little extra judgmental, or when they knock something over just because they can. It’s lighthearted, but relatable to anyone who’s spent enough time around cats to know that they can be both loving and a little bit wild.

Versatile Styling for Every Day

This Cat Lover T-Shirt pairs perfectly with just about any casual outfit. Whether you want to wear it with jeans and sneakers for a laid-back look, or layer it under a jacket for a more stylish vibe, this shirt will fit seamlessly into your wardrobe. The neutral colors of the design also make it easy to pair with different outfits, so you’ll always be ready to show off your love for cats with a fun and fashionable twist.

A Statement Piece for Every Cat Enthusiast

If you're the type of person who loves to embrace the funny and quirky aspects of life (and of your cat), this Cat T-Shirt is a great addition to your collection. It’s a wearable representation of the playful, unpredictable nature of cats, and it’s sure to resonate with fellow cat lovers. Plus, the message is one that’s sure to bring a smile to anyone who sees it.

Conclusion: The Ultimate Shirt for Cat Lovers with a Sense of Humor

There are plenty of cat-themed t-shirts out there, but few manage to balance humor, style, and comfort like this one. The hilarious design of a serious cat with a brick and the witty "Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you" text makes this t-shirt stand out in all the right ways.

Whether you’re looking to add some humor to your wardrobe, express your love for cats, or find the perfect gift for a fellow cat lover, this Cat T-Shirt is an excellent choice. Comfortable, stylish, and full of personality, it's the kind of shirt that you’ll want to wear again and again.

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Shipping & Handling


We process orders on business days which are Monday through Friday

– Processing Time: 2 – 7 days*

– Shipping: We use flat shipping rate of:

Standard Shipping: First item: 4.99 USD. Per additional item: 3.99 USD

Express Shipping: First item: 9.99 USD. Per additional item: 6.99 USD.

– Estimated Delivery: 12 – 20 days* (in regular seasons) excluding Sunday or more depends on holiday seasons. With the "Express Shipping" delivery package, the delivery time will be under 7-10 business days*.

(*This doesn’t include our 2-7 day processing time)


About Late Deliveries


Our shipping partners do their best to ensure you receive your package on time, however occasional delays do occur. toptshirtstore.com cannot be held responsible for delays caused by unforeseen or uncontrollable events such as:


Possible Reasons for Delay

Incorrect Address

Missing apartment, building, floor, or unit number

Severe weather conditions

International customs procedures


Order tracking


You will receive a confirmation email with a tracking link so that you can follow your order all the way home! Please allow 2-4 days for the carrier to scan your package into their system.


If you attempt to track your package and there is no information available that just means the carrier has not processed your package yet. When the package is scanned into their system, tracking events will populate on the tracking page.


I ordered 2+ items, but only received one… where’s my order?


We have a large assortment of products not stocked in the house when you order multiple items at a time, they may be shipped separately so they get to you faster. You may receive one item before the next. So don’t panic if you don’t receive all of your items at once…they are on the way


Why have I not received any order confirmation details?


Most times this is because our customers have accidentally entered their email in wrong. Throughout the process, we send 3-4 emails, including an order confirmation, a fulfillment notice, and a shipping notice. If you believe you may have entered your email wrong please contact us and we will fix it for you.


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Can the order be delivered to multiple addresses?


We do not offer shipping to multiple addresses for a single order. If you would like items delivered to multiple addresses, please place those orders separately.


Do you offer delivery to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses?


Yes, we can send shipments to PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO addresses.


Orders shipped to APO addresses are done so via DHL Global Mail, and then are turned over to USPS for final delivery (through the military mail system). Shipments to APOs can take up to 45 additional days to arrive.


Unfortunately, once the package enters the military mail system, tracking ceases to update for military security reasons. This means that we no longer have visibility of your order and cannot provide tracking information.

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